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Biggest lawsuit ever
Q: How can you tell if a
lawyer is well hung?
Q: If you are stranded on
a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer,
and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Q: What do you call 5000
dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
Q: How can you tell when a
lawyer is lying?
Q: What's the difference
between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
Q: Why won't sharks attack
Q: What do you have when a
lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Q: Why did God make snakes
just before lawyers?
A command was given to a
Q: Why is going to a
meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
Q: Why are there so many
lawyers in the U.S.?
Q: What?s the difference
between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?
Q: What happened then?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Q: She had three children,
Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: I show you Exhibit 3
and ask you if you recognize that picture?
Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: You say that the stairs
went down to the basement?
Q: Now then, Mrs. Johnson,
how was your first marriage terminated?
Q: Do you know how far
pregnant you are now?
Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you
believe you are emotionally stable?
So, you were gone until you returned?
You don't know what it was,
and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
Q: Have you lived in this
town all your life?
A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."
Q: Do you recall
approximately the time that you examined that body of Mr. Huntington
at St. Mary's Hospital?